girltimewithjeremy:
where is your creator now
(Source: manyxloves, via bigbagofdicks)
A friend wants me to suck his privates………
person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
Me: Wow I really need new friends.
Nice but really unattractive person: Hey i'll be your frien-
Me: No. Not you.
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE